Happily Ever After??

Do you ever wonder how long that is?

Are you ever curious about what happens after "the end" of the story?

Cause it doesn't go the way you'd think..

Here, I'll fill you in on a few not-so-popular details....

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The story of Cinderella

Took a very twisted turn

When the castle caught on fire

And to the ground it burned

With no water to be found

In the middle of a drought

The family was trapped

There was no way to get out

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Princess Aurora

Has a sad tale to tell

She caught her prince cheating

And bid him farewell

Full of anger and rage

She committed suicide

She jumped out of a window,

Hit the ground and died

The fairies couldn't help her

Though they tried to save their girl

Her soul was too far gone

Departed from this world

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As for Snow White

She still lives with the dwarfs

Who've since grown tired

Of her cleaning and chores

Since she lives in their home

They think it's their right

She gets gang-banged 7 times

When they come home each night

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Then there's Ariel & Eric

Who died together, hand in hand

See Eric gave her syphilis

And it took them from this land

As for the daughter, Melody

She didn't catch the disease

But now spends her time curled up in a ball

Rocking and holding her knees

Melody was only 11

When both her parents died

But afraid of the foster care system

She ran away to go hide

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Last of all

But certainly not least

Is the story of "Belle"

"Beauty and the Beast"

Belle is still alive

But no longer a happy bride

First Gaston raped Belle

Then the beast made sure he died

The beast was soon caught

And they put him in jail

And Belle doesn't have the money

To pay for his bail

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That's all 5 Disney princesses

Not one story worked out well

So I think it's safe to say

Happily Ever After has gone to Hell

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"Happily ever after is something we all hope to turn out like.... but, after much debate and research, studies have shown that it truly is just a myth."

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"Happy endings are just stories that aren't finished yet."